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Sunday, May 13, 2007

Happy Mothers Day!

We celebrated it last night by ordering KFC home delivery, which is very very yummy because my favourite meat is still Chicken. I'm very very faithful to chicken although it keeps threatening me that it's goal is to make me look as fat as a giant football.

I forgot to give mum her present after eating though. Shall give it to her tonight. It's a pretty pretty bracelet in a very very pretty box. The bracelet is very pretty because it looks good on me :)

Fiona blogged about this story in her blog long ago, but i waited till this special day to post it up in mine!

When you were one year old, she fed you and bathed you. You thanked her by crying all night long.

When you were two years old, she taught you to walk. You thanked her by running away when she called.

When you were three years old, she made all your meals with love. You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.

When you were four years old, she gave you some crayons. You thanked her by colouring the dining room table.

When you were five years old, she dressed you for holidays. You thanked her by plopping into the nearest puddle of mud.

When you were six years old, she walked you to school. You thanked her by screaming "I'M NOT GOING!".

When you were seven years old, she bought you a baseball. You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbour's window.

When you were eight years old, she handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were nine years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were ten years old, she drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastic to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were eleven years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were twelve years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting till she left the house.

When you were thirteen, she suggested a haircut. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were fourteen, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were fifteen, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were sixteen, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were seventeen, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were eighteen, she cried at your High School Graduation. You thanked her by staying up partying until dawn.

When you were nineteen, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus and carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so that you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were twenty, she asked if you were seeing anyone. You thanked her by saying "It's none of your business".

When you were twenty one, she suggested certain careers for your future. You thanked her by saying "I don't wanna be like you".

When you were twenty two, she hugged you at your college graduation. You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe.

When you were twenty three, she gave you furniture for your first apartment. You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.

When you were twenty four, she met your fiance and asked about your plans for the future. You thanked her by glaring and growling "Muuhh-ther, please!".

When you were twenty five, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were thirty, she called with some advice on the baby. You thanked her by telling her "Things are different now".

When you were forty, she called to remind you of a relative's birthday. You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now".

When you were fifty, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your HEART.

AIYA!! i have a very soft spot for stories like this. I cry easily when i see family-kind-of-dramas. Eh. Actually i cry easily when i see love-dramas too. hahahaha. I cry easily. but i dont like to cry infront of my family. i think it's abit embarrassing.

Anyway, the story's quite true lah. Treat your mums better! Treat her to chocolate when she's gentle and nice :) If she's evil, poison her with jay chou's songs. I can't do that to my own mum though, because she loves listening to jay chou's "qian li zhi wai"..
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I was bloghopping and found this SUPER FUNNY blog of Sibeh Sian.
http://www.sibehsibehsian.blogspot.com/
i became his fan within 5 minutes and proceeded to read ALL his archives. hehe. I wasted the whole of yesterday afternoon to read his archives, went out for awhile, came back at night and wasted the whole night again sitting infront of the tv reading his archives, until mum screamed at me to go sleep because it's past midnight.

Woke up today and continued reading. I've now read finish every single word in his blog and can now take the SiBei Sian History Exam. I'll score 100 upon 100.
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Found this personality test that is very accurate too! i think you all should try!

Note: To ensure the accuracy of the test, it is important that you do not skip any of the 10 listed steps. You are also to complete the steps in sequence.

Instructions:
1) Take a piece of paper, and draw the following figure as shown below. Keep the dimensions of the figure to approximately 8 by 10 centimeters.


2) Draw a circle within the figure. You are allowed to choose the position and the size of the circle.

3) Draw a stick man. Make sure your stick man does not intersect with the circle drawn in Step 2.

4) Draw an accessory for the stick figure. E.g. a flower, a hat.

5) Draw your favorite fruit at the top right corner of the figure.

6) Perform the following equation mentally, without resorting to a calculator, writing materials or any other aids: 1600 + 44 x 3. Write your answer at the bottom left corner of the figure.

7) Write the first name that comes to your mind under your drawing of the stick man.

8) Choose among a) Sun; b) Moon; c) Star. Draw your chosen object in the figure, at any position you desire.

9) Draw another stick man in the figure. The second stick man can intersect with any of the objects already in your drawing.

10) Tear along the edges of your figure and place the final piece of work in front of you. You have successfully completed the test. Scroll to the bottom of this entry for an analysis of your personality.
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Your analysis:
"You are a socially inactive person who prefers spending weekends doing useless ‘personality tests’ on the internet instead of more meaningful activities, such as watching TV. If you did this test in the office, then you are an able person who is likely to have a good balance between work and play. Your boss may also be thinking of firing your sorry ass.

You are also a very obedient person who does all that is asked of you without any questions. It is thus highly likely that you are a Singaporean.

On the other hand, if you are a smart ass who is reading this without having attempted the test at all, then I suggest you pay a visit to the doctor’s soon because you are incapable of comprehending simple instructions.

Last but not least, you are a very, very bo liao person. But don’t worry too much because the person who created this test is even more bo liao than you.

Thank you for completing this test. I hope you enjoyed it. Forward it to as many people you can think of, but probably not to your boss."

Hahahaha. He's really funny in almost all of his posts. You all must start reading from the oldest posts because he's practically talking about his boring/interesting office life most of the time, so you have to know what happened afew months ago to know what he's writing about.

I like him too because he treat girls like gold :) too bad he's 28 and im only 17. hahaha. I don't think mum would be pleased if i bring home an UNCLE for dinner.
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