Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Annual Subscription

Me: Where is my angpow?

Him: No

Me: It's your annual subscription fee to continue enjoying premium account benefits!

Him: No need. Free standard subscription can already.

Me: What does standard subscription have?

Him: Nothing. Just your presence.

*30 mins later*
I was lying in bed relaxing while he was busy with chores.

Him: Only know how to lie there do nothing.

Me: You only sign up standard subscription!

*Afterwards*

He came into the room and said "oie standard subscription"

Me "why? you wanna upgrade ah?"

Him: "no no i dunwan to upgrade" and he quickly left the room. Hahaha.