Funny.

Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.



Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of
the same at home.



Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”