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Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Working is Boring, especially when it's an office job which requires you to do the same thing over and over again for the whole day.

here's some things to do when you desperately want to spice up your office day. haha.

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- Run one lap around the office at top speed.
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- Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

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- Phone someone in the office you barely know and say,

"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
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- Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,

"Sorry, I really prefer it this way."
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- Walk sideways to the photocopier.
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- Mumble at a fellow employee then ask,
"Did you get what i said, I don't want to repeat it again."
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- Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

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- At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to end it with the singing of the national anthem.

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- Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
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- For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob."

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- Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna trade?"

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- Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:

"Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
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- Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

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- Hang a 2 inch long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out, but don't remove it.

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lol. dont be surprised if one of your colleague becomes super irritating tomorrow.
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