Saturday, June 21, 2008

I find all this totally interesting, and some extremely ridiculous!!

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Hahahaha, poor donald duck.
It is legal to be a prostitute in Sienna, Italy if your name is Mary.
Police Check! What's your name? Mary? Okay, go back to whatever you were doing. Next! What's your name? Jane? You are under arrested. Next!

Barbie's full name is BarbaraMilicentRoberts.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

In bahrain : A male doctor may examine a woman's genitals but it is prohibited from lookin them directly. He may only see the reflection in the mirror.
Crazy. Also looking at it what -.- What's the difference.

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
Wah! This one i dont want to believe. And im going to make sure that i sleep with my mouth closed in the future.

In liverpool, england : Topless saleswoman are legal - but only in tropical fish stores.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the....)

The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Must be some boliao people staying at home playing with the calculator.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

The word racecar, noon, and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

In ancient England, people could not have sex without consent from the King. When people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permission from the monarchy, in turn, they would supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had relations.The plaque read, "Fornication Under Consent of King"...(F.U.C.K.)-that is the origin of the word.

In cali, colombia : A woman may only have sex with her husband and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness it.
Wah~ Free porn for the mum :D

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
No wonder people now beat up their children with a cane. It's even more painful than the palm lor!

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

Sex burns 360 calories per hour!
Boyfriend, where are you? i wanna slim down!!!! haha. But on second thoughts, wont having sex for 1 hour be super tiring????!

Banging your head off a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Hee. So when you are bored, bang the wall!

The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children.
Wah. the husband so powerful ah.

In india : it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom!

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
Naughty Kids.

In Hong Kong : a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)
Wheeee. I like this rule. No girl would dare to flirt with married man if this rule was made applicable for the whole world.

I dont know if all are facts, but some are definitely funny!

1 comment :

  1. Donald Duck has never been banned in Finland! Where did everyone get that idea??