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Monday, June 23, 2008

Took these from Fiona's Blog. Funny, although it's clear that the writer is a woman who is biased against men. Haha.


WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'



W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'



CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how youcan be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.'
The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!'




And my favourite is this:

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.



Haha!!


It has been a long time since you guys saw Fiona on my blog right? :) Went out with her quite some time ago.


PRETTY!
Ate at this little japanese eatery before heading to far east for shopping.Quite a cute way of ordering food, which was through a machine.


And afew days ago, was RuoXuan's birthday party!
It almost seem like a class gathering. It has been so long since i last saw some of those secondary schoolmates!

Around 80 people packed into 2 chalets.


The joker.

Sernwen looked funny here so being nice, i covered his face. Haha.



The guys gaying with each other =P

Yati, Me, Baidura, Fiona.


Ruoxuan become thinner and prettier already! Must be the work of Love. hahaha. Hope she and her boyfriend stay happily in love forever! :D

Schoolmates!

I missed secondary school days. I miss hanging out with fiona and those lame but funny guys!


Class 4e5!



Random:
Denver shot me with watergun yesterday.
Must cancel. Fiona say very vulgar.

OMG. I didn't even thought that "far" lor~~

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